No matter how many times Abbi tells Ilana she’s Jewish, she often still has to remind her.
#SOULSTICE SALON FULL#
Just never ever throw out her Bed Bath & Beyond coupons because they never expire, a piece of advice she shares in season one’s “Pu$$y Weed.” Mark her words, Abbi Abrams will never pay full price for a SodaStream, and you shouldn’t either. Not literally, but maybe one day since she goes there so much. They even have a cutting board with her name on it.
She goes there so much that she’s developed some very serious handshakes with the employees that are on full display in the second season premiere. Yep, that’s where the pubes come from.īB&B is Abbi’s happy place.
“That’s where the fucking pubes come from,” an exasperated Abbi says. In the season-three episode “Game Over,” she finally finds out why it’s such a regular occurrence when she, along with the rest of the trainers, are handed a razor before the Soulstice Games to help with the final weigh-in. Not even sweet whispers of Bed Bath & Beyond could bring her down from this runner’s high.įrom the first episode on, Abbi is constantly asked to bring her expertise, or her “Abbi magic” as Trey refers to it in “Fattest Asses,” to the “unprecedented” pube problem at Soulstice. But Abbi’s in rare form during the Soulstice Games, where she pummels Gemma (D’Arcy Carden) with a pugil stick. Probably shouldn’t have joked about having sex with their moms before deflating their basketball. We first get a taste of it in the “Co-Op” cold open where she balls out of control with a couple of kids who end up in tears. Whether you know about the infamous 2002 Camp Kweebec Red Rover incident or not, Abbi’s hypercompetitiveness is on full display throughout the series. It almost makes you wish Jacobson really had that tattoo. “That’s always in the back of my mind,” Abbi admits in the season-four finale “Friendiversary.” But, by far, it’s her lower-back tattoo of Oprah, which we first see in “Hurricane Wanda” and get a glimpse of again when she’s dancing naked to Lady Gaga in “Mochalatta Chills,” that proves just how dedicated she is to the Queen of all Media. Specifically, that one where a girl saved herself from sexual assault by twisting a guy’s dick. She wakes up to a wall-size mosaic of Oprah every morning and lives it up on her birthdays since O once said it “dictates the year you’re going to have.” She uses an Oprah collage phone case, considers O to be one of the best “adult magazines” for a long plane ride, and cites episodes of her daytime show from memory. Oprah supplies Abbi with endless amounts of inspiration. Looking back, this call really could have saved her a whole lot of money in cheese. In “Sliding Doors,” the season-four episode that tells the origin story of Abbi and Ilana, alternate-universe Abbi makes a call to Melody requesting that Bevers doesn’t stay with them for more than a week.
Of course, her face is obstructed in every shot, go figure? In season two’s “Mochalatta Chills,” Abbi just misses Melody before she heads off to Port-au-Prince to help build houses, and in “Citizen Ship” she’s too busy in the bathroom to meet up with Abbi. She’s off at her parents’ house in New Jersey during the first season’s “Hurricane Wanda,” where we get the only real glimpse of Melody in photos of her and Bevers.
It’s easy to forget that Abbi’s roommate isn’t actually Bevers (John Gemberling), it’s Melody, who is forever nowhere to be found.
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